The Kingdom of Womble 13573 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.63 billion Womble 13573ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Womble 13573ian economy, worth 176 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,088 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,240 per year while the poor average 7,390, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, escalators are avoided at all costs, surveillance cameras are banned, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 13573's national animal is the turtle.

Womble 13573 is ranked 252,596^th in the world and 17,397^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 1.8 flags saluted per person per day.